I’d like you to meet Dr. Wong, The Human Volcano.
Why is Dr. Wong called The Human Volcano?
We’ll get to that later.
Like most guys, Dr. Wong likes to get together with his friends and have a couple of drinks now and again.
The problem is that Dr. Wong is a piss-poor drinker, and after a couple of drinks, he will be like this already:
Then a couple of drinks later, he will pass out completely:
He will be unconscious enough that you can put large, phallic objects on him and he won’t notice a thing:
In fact, you can pretty much do anything to Dr. Wong, and he will beÂ totally oblivious:
(Let’s hope he never goes to jail … hahaha)
Oh by the way, have you ever heard the saying, “What goes down, must come up”?
After being harrassed endlessly while he was unconscious, Dr. Wong decided to pay us all back by exploding shitloads of fucking vomit all over us – hence his new name The Human Volcano.
I was really lucky because I was sitting on the other end of the table when The Human Volcano erupted, otherwise I would have gotten little bits of chicken, noodles and chocolate cake all over my Blazers.
It was nasty, disgusting, repulsive but strangely visually stunning at the same time.
Dr. Wong aka The Human Volcano.